Retro Beat ’Em Ups

20 Retro Beat ’Em Ups That Still Make You Want to Grab Player Two

 Retro Beat ’Em Ups were built for shared chaos. They belonged in arcades, on rental shelves, under CRT glow, and in living rooms where controller cords stretched across the carpet like tripwires. The best ones gave us instant action, memorable characters, ridiculous bosses, and that beautiful co-op panic when someone accidentally grabbed the roast chicken you desperately needed.